Written by: Don van Vliet

Lyrics by: Don van Vliet

Produced by: Frank Zappa

Performed by: Antennae Jimmy Semens (lead vocals), Don van Vliet (background vocals), Don van Vliet (spoken vocals), Frank Zappa (spoken vocals), John “Drumbo” French (drums (drum set)), Antennae Jimmy Semens (electric guitar), The Mascara Snake (spoken vocals), Rockette Morton (electric bass guitar), Zoot Horn Rollo (electric guitar)